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Rude, Crude & Smells Damn Good – Scented Candles with a Sense of Humor

Say goodbye to boring candles and light up your space and your mood with these wickedly scented, hilariously rude candles. Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of sass with their soy wax.

Each candle comes with a side of attitude – whether it's a brutally honest message like “Smells better than your ex”, or “Burn this when you can’t burn your boss”, these candles are guaranteed to get a laugh... and maybe an eye-roll.

What’s inside the sass?

  • Delicious Scents: From calming lavender to sweet vanilla, citrus zing to smoky wood, these candles smell so good you'll almost forget they’re roasting your life choices.

  • 100% Soy Wax: Clean-burning, eco-friendly, and pet-safe – even if the label isn’t.

  • Hand-poured with care... and sarcasm.

  • Perfect gift: Ideal for birthdays, breakups, housewarmings, or just to say “I saw this and thought of your terrible personality.”

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